January 2012
64 posts
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ever held a conversation while casually jacking...
Jan 1st
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reblog if youre following me but im not following...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
81 posts
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Guna pull an all nighter and get a head start on...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I made my tumblr for me
it’s my very public diary 
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Oh how i desperately want the hipster era to die a...
Dec 29th
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FUCK YOU HAPPY COUPLES OF THE WORLD!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Everything in my house has a phallic resemblance
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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My liked folder is a blog all by itself
Dec 24th
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Christmas Mistletoe.
iamtrulyinvincible: Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Perfection. That is the word i associate with...
Dec 23rd
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So there's this girl who is totally amazing, who...
Because she doesn’t exist
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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natures-essence: To my new followers… To my old followers… To those who unfollowed me… To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow… To those who will look at my blog after seeing this… my second time posting this but i got so many new followers And to my newest followers, thank you This never gets old
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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You're so gay your colon is bedazzled
Dec 14th
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When you accidentally write the wrong word but...
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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I answer all essay questions like so,
August 18th, 1920, United States constitution receives the 19th amendment AKA “women’s suffrage” giving all United States citizens the right to vote. Way back in the 1870’s Susan B. Anthony drafted the amendment, unfortunately she didn’t have the force of a gazillion pissed off chicks behind her so nothing happened for about forty years. Although congress did use Anthony’s original wording in the...
Dec 13th
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A kitten has been saved in your honor Forgotten...
Dec 12th
Dec 11th
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Could't spell Banananana
So i spelled it like that ^
Dec 11th
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I make all my inside jokes with myself.
Dec 11th
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DAMN YOU
Thought i saw a snowflake. Stared outside for 5 minutes. No snowflake
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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so ill just approach this like id approach a...
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
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